Wheels and automobiles are just too silly. They are no respecter of person or money. How can a $1.4m dollar car, money enough to build a small estate break down in the full glare of a bubbling town.

Well, it was told that while in Paris, one of Africa’s richest footballer’s 1.4 million dollars Aston Martin One-77 refused to start. To make matters worse, it was raining.

Oh dear, Samuel, we still love your footballing talent. Don’t mind the machine whose open window was taped with plastic sheets. Take a look.